Dear Blackjack

You were a reliable phone. You never got mad when i dropped you innumerable times, you never made fun of me when i called my friends at ridiculous times of the night saying ridiculous things, you always made my time on the toilet much more enjoyable, and even though you may look a little less than new, at least you worked. Despite all of these things, it is time for me to catch up with the rest of society and get an iphone. I know this may come as a shock to you, but lets keep in mind that you make calls... and thats it. The iphone does so much more, but that goes without saying. What I'm trying to say is that you will be missed but not that much.
-Kelsey

fill her up..... BALLOONS

those are the words in a rap song. they make me laugh.... speaking of which i filled up about 115 balloons today with the air from my own lungs and let them cover mine and bethany's room. it was fantastic. our room is so much more fun to be in now but my fingers hurt. Oh, and I found my book so don't stress out about it you guys.

i just... don't.... know....

how to follow bethany dean's blog. i'm sure it would be wonderful if i could ever read it FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE! today I fell asleep for only one minute and in the one minute of sleep i was talking. i said hi to someone who was leaving my room and don't remember it at all.
Anthony Bourdain's newest book, "Medium Raw", is my new favorite but i lost it. sucks.

those aren't mine...

this is my new fashion icon

these are the shoes i want

You don't have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that so HA!

Today I found a website where you can make your face into a mask for the low price of 300 dollars. I'm really excited to have found this website because I have just been dying to wear Bethany's face. I'm gonna post the link below so that you can further educate yourself.

p.s. if anyone would like to contribute some money so that I can buy this mask it would be greatly appreciated. cool. here is the link

http://www.thatsmyface.com/index.php

^ there it is. cool.

nobody else got hit? im the only one? whats the deal?

i love oklahoma. wait a minute.....

10:01

I cant make it to class on time. Probably because I can't wake up on time. Probably because I don't go to sleep on time...... seems to me its a cycle. Today I'm gonna try and get a street sign with my name on it. I found one. So I just need some tools and a ladder or something now.