Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Dear John

Is a stupid movie. The dialogue is stupid and the actors do an awful job. i <3 Swizz Beat

Thursday, September 23, 2010

butterfly ladybug lion

thats the name of our band. Elyse on the ukulele, reed on the horn/parrot/box drum, kelsey (not pictured) on the paper plate cymbals. Look us up sometime. We are releasing a new album next fall, but you can buy our EP on itunes.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

i don't know why but today seems like its going to be a great daaaaaayyyy

There's a skip in my step and a pip in my pep.

Ok well I'm a jerk. We are supposed to play sand volleyball with these girls for gamma and we decided on a time and day and they didn't show up and it made me mad so I sent an email asking them to forfeit and it hurt one of their feelings ugh I feel terrible. I sent a really apologetic email. Maybe I will make cookies or something. maybe fill their room with balloons... I dunno I will think about it a little more. I have time.

Well I'm about to go to target with beth. I have a list of things I need so I guess I will go get that done. ummmmmm and uhhhh vitamin e oil is the business man. I love that stuff. seriously if you have dry skin use it. I have eczema and I use it and it works so well my skin is actually normal right now. Not too greasy and not dry. I'm diggin it. here is a picture of it.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I love Trevor

I love trevor

oooohhhh kathy....

well i missed class. no surprise there. i'm kinda hungry maybe i will hit up the caf.

i'm babysitting reed and elyse today and i can't wait. i miss them. reed just always talks in a super high voice. like on the verge of screaming. but i don't blame him cuz he is only three and we spent a good minute and a half just yelling the word no and the same time in really high voices.. then he fell off the couch. it was sad but kinda funny. he also slipped on the tile. poor little guy. he's just kinda a mess.

well i guess i will go get some cereal or a bagel or something. maybe wake up bethany and see if she wants to go. i bet she will say no. she doesn't like me anymore i think.

Monday, September 20, 2010

gentle beth....

just popped the blue balloon...
its a really good song. its my favorite right now. i just told beth my favorite was mary ann... i'm a liar. i'm a self proclaimed liar

oh ya

i still have yet to complete anything on my bucket list.
i attempted "dance in a room full of balloons" but i thought i was gonna pass out. so if someone wants to help me with that one its going to take at least 400 balloons to fill up this room. probably more

dear iphone 3g

i'm so excited to have received you in the mail, in a box, full of cotton. you have truly made my day. i usually have to depend on unreliable humans to make my day but not today. my day has been made by technology. this has only happened two other times in my life.... the day i heard about dj roomba, and the first time i saw r2d2. you have improved my quality of living ten fold. i can't wait till i figure out how to make you work.

black jack... its not you its me. no... its you. you are broken and kinda suck


swimmy is going crazy right now. maybe he needs some food. maybe he needs his tank cleaned.
i don't see the appeal of diaries.... i used to but i don't anymore. this is essentially a diary since no one really reads it and i just don't see why people write them. maybe i'm holding back since this is on the world wide web and has the potential to be read by more than just myself and my roommate, who knows everything in my life anyway, so maybe i just need to write everything out?
 ok well..... to be completely honest im starting to feel like i am doing nothing with my life. i feel like i am not making an impact on anyone, im not doing anything meaningful, and i am serving no purpose by being here. i need to do something to change that. something drastic. something big. i just don't know what it is yet.
ya swimmy was definitely hungry. thats what it was. he is happier now i think... i don't know for sure though cuz we have had trouble communicating lately... he seems so distant, like we don't even speak the same language or like he doesn't speak a language at all.

i gotta make a grilled cheese sandwich for breanna now.

here is the balloon update
not so good.....

"this candy is so good i want to reblog it"

this candy is so good i want to reblog it

Sunday, September 19, 2010

let the bodies hit the...... flaaaoooooorrrrrrooooowwwwaaaa

well i dyed my hair black.... temporarily of course.... should be back to normal in about a month and a half or so. i feel pretty hardcore with it though. that was a stupid thing to say. i don't know what to blog about anymore. sometimes i don't see the point of blogging. i started one because everyone has one and they always talk about how much fun they are but i'm beginning to get bored with mine. ummm i went to hideaway pizza yesterday it was good. i went to an 80s flashback party... it was fun. i have to poop.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

seize the carpe

Man do i love Oklahoma. it's such a great place to live. wonderful public transportation and if you decide to ride your bike or skateboard because the weather is just so beautiful, 78 degrees year round, its possible here with their fantastic bike lanes and sidewalks. no way could all of this be in one state you may be saying to yourself.... one state? you don't even have to leave edmond! edmond is the center of culture and diversity. looking for something new and different look no further than edmond oklahoma. with their variety in ethnicities and ability to stray from the social norm, anyone can easily fit in comfortably. did i mention the numerous activities you can participate in here in edmond oklahoma? well don't even get me started..... there is a beautiful lake, a fabulous ocean, a ton of cool places to eat, awesome bike trails, some pretty cool hiking trails, hang gliding, parasailing, and the music scene is awesome. so if you are looking for a great place to live, with warm breezy summers and cool white winters, and raise an open-minded and tolerant family or just looking for a picturesque vacation spot..... come to edmond oklahoma. I love it and i know you will too.

It just doesn't get any better.....

Thursday, September 16th

we popped all of the balloons except 4 cuz they look like baby balloons and I just can't bring myself to harm a baby anything. They have so much of their lives ahead of them.... these however look like they aren't doing so good... maybe they miss their other 111 brothers and sister....I will keep you posted.


this time curiosity killed the cat but once again i was a suspect for a while.....

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Dear Blackjack

You were a reliable phone. You never got mad when i dropped you innumerable times, you never made fun of me when i called my friends at ridiculous times of the night saying ridiculous things, you always made my time on the toilet much more enjoyable, and even though you may look a little less than new, at least you worked. Despite all of these things, it is time for me to catch up with the rest of society and get an iphone. I know this may come as a shock to you, but lets keep in mind that you make calls... and thats it. The iphone does so much more, but that goes without saying. What I'm trying to say is that you will be missed but not that much.

fill her up..... BALLOONS

those are the words in a rap song. they make me laugh.... speaking of which i filled up about 115 balloons today with the air from my own lungs and let them cover mine and bethany's room. it was fantastic. our room is so much more fun to be in now but my fingers hurt. Oh, and I found my book so don't stress out about it you guys.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

i just... don't.... know....

how to follow bethany dean's blog. i'm sure it would be wonderful if i could ever read it FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE! today I fell asleep for only one minute and in the one minute of sleep i was talking. i said hi to someone who was leaving my room and don't remember it at all.
Anthony Bourdain's newest book, "Medium Raw", is my new favorite but i lost it. sucks.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

those aren't mine...

this is my new fashion icon

these are the shoes i want

You don't have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that so HA!

Today I found a website where you can make your face into a mask for the low price of 300 dollars. I'm really excited to have found this website because I have just been dying to wear Bethany's face. I'm gonna post the link below so that you can further educate yourself.

p.s. if anyone would like to contribute some money so that I can buy this mask it would be greatly appreciated. cool. here is the link

^ there it is. cool.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010


I cant make it to class on time. Probably because I can't wake up on time. Probably because I don't go to sleep on time...... seems to me its a cycle. Today I'm gonna try and get a street sign with my name on it. I found one. So I just need some tools and a ladder or something now.